phobias:

do you ever realise just how lonely you actually are 

"I drank until you weren’t real."
- Six Word Story (#12)
Anonymous
Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha

flutterofitswings:

shwagerr:

That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh 

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!!!!!!

"I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations. If we don’t vibrate on the same frequency there’s just no reason for us to waste our time. I’d rather have no one and wait for substance than to not feel someone and fake the funk."
- (via c-yclone)
"This summer, put your phone away for a few days. Make some memories that no-one knows about. Make some memories that are just yours."
- 2014, I will  (via hefuckin)

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

"All I want to do is go on road trips and have sex."
- Just with you though (via timmy)

teenager:

Im eating just in case i get hungry later

"every time you hurt me I apologized because I felt guilty for making you feel bad"
- (via wazqucci)

underdosing:

bowling dates are the best bc it’s not awkward and u can laugh at how shit u are at bowling

rewrote:

Words of wisdom spoken by my mother
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